I attended a football match at Selhurst Park (home of Crystal Palace) early in 2006, and the commentator advertised these bricks at the end of the match. He claimed that they’d be a great Valentine’s Day gift, which inspired this comic.

I originally handdrew it in black and white, then “digitally remastered” it on the computer to add colour and legible lettering.

NB This story has 4 pages. You need to use the numbered buttons above to view each page; the “Next” button will take you to a completely different strip.